Functional labs go beyond traditional bloodwork by looking deeper into how your body is actually functioning—not just whether your results fall within a "normal" range. These labs can uncover imbalances in hormones, inflammation, nutrient levels, gut health, and more—often before symptoms become full-blown conditions.

By understanding your unique biology, you can create a personalized plan that targets root causes, not just symptoms. Whether you're dealing with fatigue, weight plateaus, mood swings, or chronic health issues, functional labs offer the insights needed to make smarter, more effective decisions about your health.

Function Health labs go beyond the basic tests you get at a traditional doctor’s office. They measure over 100+ biomarkers across key areas like hormones, inflammation, heart health, liver function, nutrient levels, and more—offering a 360° view of your body.

This isn’t just about catching disease; it’s about optimizing your health. By identifying imbalances early, you can make targeted changes to prevent issues down the road. Whether you’re focused on longevity, weight loss, or improving energy and mental clarity, Function gives you the data to take control of your health—on your terms.

With easy-to-read results and actionable insights, it’s one of the most powerful tools in a functional medicine or biohacking journey.

If you’re not sure which to choose, here’s a quick breakdown:

💉Semaglutide is a great starting point, it’s more affordable, still super effective. It helps regulate blood sugar, curb appetite, and support weight loss.

💉Tirzepatide is a bit stronger, tends to work faster, and may cause fewer side effects for some people. It is a dual agonist—meaning it targets both GLP-1 and GIP receptors—offering an additional metabolic benefit that may enhance weight loss and improve insulin sensitivity.

Some people respond better to one medication over the other based on their health goals, side effect tolerance, or how their body processes each peptide.

Your provider can help determine the best option based on your unique needs and lifestyle.

Not everyone needs (or qualifies for) the full GLP-1 weight loss protocol — especially if your BMI is under 28. And honestly? Some of us just want to start slow. Totally fair. 🫶

That’s where microdosing comes in. It’s a super low dose of GLP-1 medication (like Semaglutide or Tirzepatide) designed to support appetite, blood sugar, and metabolism — without jumping straight into the deep end. Think of it as a gentle nudge, not a cannonball.

✨ No BMI requirement.
Yep, Semaglutide and Tirzepatide are both available in microdose form.

Here’s why people are loving it:
▪️ Boosted metabolism – Helps your body burn more efficiently
▪️ Fewer cravings – Goodbye, pantry raids at 9 p.m.
▪️ Balanced blood sugar – More stable energy, fewer crashes
▪️ Gentle energy lift – A calm, steady vibe (no caffeine needed)
▪️ Gradual weight support – Small shifts, steady progress
▪️ Easy to start – Low commitment, low dose, low pressure

Getting started is super simple:
Just fill out a quick health form — it goes straight to a licensed provider for review. Once approved, your prescription ships directly to your door in about 5–7 business days.

You can pay in full, or use Klarna, PayPal Pay Later, or even your HSA/FSA.

Peptide therapy uses short chains of amino acids—called peptides—that act like messengers in your body to support specific functions like healing, metabolism, hormone balance, and more.

Think of it as giving your body the exact signal it needs to perform better, naturally. Whether it’s boosting energy, improving sleep, or supporting weight loss, peptide therapy is a personalized way to help your body function at its best.

Here are a couple of my favorite peppies:

GHK-CU	BPC-157/TB500
Skin, Nails & Hair Health	Performance Optimization
Reduced Inflammation	Gut Health
Anti Aging	Repair & Recovery

Technically, no—NAD+ (Nicotinamide Adenine Dinucleotide) and Glutathione are not traditional peptides. A peptide is defined as a short chain of amino acids linked by peptide bonds.

While Glutathione is a tripeptide (made of three amino acids), it functions more like an antioxidant than a signaling peptide. NAD+, on the other hand, is a coenzyme, not a peptide at all.

So why are they often grouped with peptide therapy? Because they’re used alongside peptides to optimize cellular health, energy production, detoxification, and longevity.

Both play key roles in mitochondrial function and are considered foundational in regenerative and functional medicine—even if they don’t meet the strict definition of a peptide.

NAD+	Glutathione
Energy Boost	Reduced Inflammation
Cellular Repair	Skin, Nail, & Hair Health
Anti Aging	Cellular Repair

Specifically designed to support those on GLP‑1 medications, this clean, plant-based blend delivers:

• 29g of complete protein,
• Collagen for skin and joint health,
• 30% of your daily fiber,
• Plus probiotics, postbiotics, and digestive enzymes to keep your gut happy and your cravings in check.

Whether you're looking to preserve lean muscle, manage appetite, or just feel better in your body, GLP‑1 Support+ gives you the nutrient-dense fuel you need—without the bloat, sugar, or dairy. It’s smooth, satisfying, and built to work with your health goals, not against them.

Experience next‑generation skincare with EllieVate Skin+, a luxurious yet clinical-grade serum powered by:

• Tretinoin, GHK‑Cu peptide, NAD+, and Spilanthol—a potent prescription-strength punch for collagen, firmness, and visible wrinkle reduction

• A synergistic blend of niacinamide, vitamin C MAP, hyaluronic acid, and PhytoCellTec™ exosomes, delivered deep into the dermis via EllievaTec™ absorption system

This isn't just skincare—it’s skin rejuvenation. Crafted by longevity experts to:

• Smooth fine lines and boost elasticity

• Strengthen your skin barrier and even tone

• Hydrate deeply, protect, and renew at the cellular level

Clean, potent, and science-driven: dermatologist-tested, cruelty-free, fragrance- and paraben-free, and non-comedogenic.

🏷 Who it’s for: Anyone ready to elevate their evening skincare—especially those seeking prescription-grade results without stepping into a dermatologist’s office.

✨ See real change: Users report brighter, firmer skin—with some noticing tone improvements in just 20 days. It’s not hype—it’s skin reimagined

🔁 How to start: Begin with 2 pumps nightly after cleansing. Adjust to every-other-night use during adjustment month. Pair with moisturizer and daily SPF for optimal protection and results

The Thrill Pill is a fast-acting sublingual troche expertly formulated with PT‑141, Oxytocin, and Tadalafil—a powerful trio designed to elevate every layer of intimacy 

• Boost Desire & Arousal — PT‑141 works on the brain’s melanocortin receptors to ignite libido and sexual excitement 

• Deepen Emotional Connection — Oxytocin, known as the “bonding hormone,” enhances trust, closeness, and stress relief for real emotional intimacy 

• Support Physical Performance — Tadalafil improves blood flow for firmer, longer-lasting erections and heightened sensitivity—without daily dosing or planning 

Taken sublingually 20–45 minutes before intimacy, this blend works holistically—mentally, emotionally, and physically—in one discreet, easy-to-take troche 

Why it’s a game-changer:

• Targets desire, connection, and performance in one potent formula

• Fast-dissolving troche bypasses digestion, offering quicker absorption

• Clean, convenient, prescription-quality support—no injections or pills

Perfect for anyone wanting to rekindle spark, enhance physical connection, or elevate sexual confidence.

Ready to thrill? Take The Thrill Pill about 30 minutes before intimacy and rediscover all levels of intimacy—mind, heart, and body.